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Thursday, September 01, 2005

seven tips on how to stretch your dollar at mcdonalds

nothing really interesting happened in my life these days, and things are getting quite monotonous. i find recounting events that occur thousands of times in our lives lacking in taste, so im leaving out the trip back to cat high. this post would be meaningful in comparison, because it will teach you all the tips and tricks you need when you visit mcdonalds. for all the law-by-law people out there, here are some stuff you SHOULD learn. dont worry, it's 100% legal. just that this is going near law's limits lol.

1. Bring your laptop along. Access the free wireless internet at mcdonalds, do whatever you want online. can even download songs and stuff.

2. If you hang around too much at mcdonald's (for project, etc), the manager will, using the most polite (sense the sarcasm hehe) tone, request your exit. But here's the catch. If you are holding on to unfinished food, they can say nothing. Next time you go, just take a tray of already finished food from someone who just left and put it at your table. observe the twisted expressions of the staff there.

3. Buy the kaya toast and the coffee combo. costs just $2! and you enjoy an unlimited number of refills for the coffee. especially useful if you're discussing homework on mornings.

4. For lunch and dinner, buy the student's value meal. costs only $4. you will get a burger, a medium drink and a small fries. if you top up, it will cost only $4.50 (i think). compared to an upsized mcspicy double meal, you pay $2 less. "then you take your dollar(s) to the counter, you get something else!"

5. Kope all the free stuff (i.e. sauces). it's so simple to get. after you get your meal, rap this: "For the sauces, I want 2 chilli, 2 mayo, 1 sweet and sour, 1 barbecue, 1 curry and 1 tartar." after which you'll receive a puzzled stare from the counter guy in front of you. haha.

6. When you're low on cash, always buy the cheap $1.95 item. double cheeseburger would be the better one. oh and, besides, it's exactly the same stuff they give you for a quarter pounder. so no point in wasting your money on that.

7. Always bring along your mcdonalds coupons if they are available.

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