the conspiracy theory

of late, ive been called XuanD (pronounced "Xuandeeeeeeeeeeeee". also attached is a retarded grin, like this: XD, which is kinda complimentary, dont you think?)

and i sense a malicious conspiracy in this particular happening. *mystery tune*

ok. so, you see, people dont call others Xuandee for no reason. and what's more is that XuanD was my MSN nick for the first term or so, which is like some 6 months from now. question is, why dig something as ancient as that up now, when there's no reason whatsoever or anything to remind people of it?

therefore i theorize that there has been a conspiracy lately.

here are my recent observations:
1. Yunbing has become crazier than ever. it is not without proof. if you will notice, she has been wearing Genevieve "Ah Sao" Thong's specs and im TOTALLY freaked out by it. I have also a few scenarios for that.
>>>>>Scenario 1: One day gen and yunbing were spending time in a mall, drooling over some Suxy bags. As gen leaned closer to take a better look, yunbing suddenly becomes siao and pushes her to the floor, and in the process knocking gen's specs to the floor. Then yunbing grabbed the specs and put it on, saying "hia hia hia hia hia!!!!! i will wear these specs forever and ever! *high pitched cackle*" as gen started to run in fear, yunbing seized gen's hair, making her fall on her head, instantly making her lose memory of the horror of that day. that's why she never told us about it.
>>>>>Scenario 2: Yunbing and gen were doing a project. Suddenly yunbing becomes siao and pushed gen to the floor. gen's spectacles fell out. then yunbing started to run around the room, waving her arms madly in the air (you wanna know why arh? oh its because yunbing was simply siao). gen crouched down in fright, but as she reached for her specs, the siao yunbing came and snatched it away from her, saying, "hii hiii hii hii hii hii! hii hii hii hii hii hii! i will wear gen's gooooodieee funkeee speeecs" gen faints, and lost her memory out of shock.
>>>>>Scenario 3 (impossible scenario): one day yunbing went to the spectacle maker and bought the same kind of specs gen had, without showing any signs of mental disorder.

Other than that, yunbing has also shown tremendous volumes of strange behaviour, such as dancing as she goes to the whiteboard, laughing to herself, talk in a way that her words dont make sense, etc etc.

2. I'm failing the things im not supposed to fail.
Since term 3, i have not been performing at the normal standard of my abilities. It all started with my IH essay about war and society, for which i only scored 60%. which is terrible. and now everything else is falling apart. i got 13.5 for MI, 10/20 for the data response ih test, not to mention my chinese. looking back, its not really that im falling short in my ability, just that im not working hard enough. im perpetually immersed in games, and when im not playing i'll just be staring blankly at the walls of my house. and that's why i had all these failures coming. but then the thing is i promised myself i gonna do well in the assessment week. its the last and only opportunity for me to prove my abilities in this whole year.

well i think in some way or another this is linked to the conspiracy.

3. Cai Lao Shi is becoming very funny when she speaks.
have you noticed it? cai lao shi is dam weird! everytime she talks in english, she would be so uncertain, her lines would be interspersed with "errr". its so funny when you hear it from her, especially during contact periods. and then her "then" will be so humorously pronounced, it sounds like "deng" (or sth like that)

Now ive got three totally separate observations that seems to make no sense when pieced together. but youre wrong, coz everything would make sense if you know how to think. this is my theory: massive amounts of a brain signal-distorting wave has approached 05ip01, creating bizarre happenings all over the class. the effects of encountering the wave would be different for every individual, but generally it amplifies the undesirable traits that are already present in a person's body. for example, yunbing was already eccentric in the past, and now, after being modified by the wave, she becomes more siao than ever. same for me and cai lao shi and lots of other classmates (as in becoming weirder or worse off than before). this may also be the reason why memories of the past (eg XuanD) are so vividly stimulated.

but waves dont come for no reason. there has to be some conspiracy going on somewhere. and the conspirators may just be in our midst....... who exactly is he/she, we have no idea. but one thing we know: if the conspiracy doesnt cease, there would never be a normal day in 05ip01......